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| View Poll Results: Who would win in the battle of the Chucks? | |||
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18 | 90.00% |
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0 | 0% |
| They would beat each other to a bloody pulp and both die at the same time |
  
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2 | 10.00% |
| Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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05-05-2006, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Battle of the Chucks
Who would win this battle royale?
In this corner we've got Chuck Zito, this guy has kicked a ton of azz  Over here we've got somebody who needs no introduction, I give you Chuck Norris... the man, the beard, the legend! 
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05-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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Living Legend
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
How can you beat Chuck Norris?
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05-05-2006, 05:11 PM
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A Dude
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.
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05-05-2006, 05:13 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
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 thats pretty funnyand the beard acts like razor wire to anyone who touches it |
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05-05-2006, 05:15 PM
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A Dude
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
Razor wire that comes off in your skin like the quills of a porcupine.
Chuck Norris also used his beard to deflect the bullet that supposedly killed JFK. When JFK saw this, his head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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05-05-2006, 05:22 PM
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Puppy Kicker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
Bruce Lee.
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05-05-2006, 05:31 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
The power of Chuck Norris is unrivaled.
He has unprotected sex with the victims of Ron Mexico and they are magically healed and Chuck is unfazed! |
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05-05-2006, 05:36 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.
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05-05-2006, 05:50 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
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05-05-2006, 06:04 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.
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05-05-2006, 06:08 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
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Its how he would want it. |
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05-05-2006, 06:20 PM
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The Starter
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
In most polls, there isn't a right or wrong answer. In this one, there clearly is. Zito = Mortal. Chuck (there is only one being who can go by simply Chuck) = Immortal. Result: Norris wins, and it's not even close.
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05-05-2006, 06:22 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
i see that someone disagrees with yuo psu and has them killing each other.....come on people ... who was it?
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05-05-2006, 06:33 PM
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Pro Bowl
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
jack bauer
but i do vote chuck |
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05-08-2006, 11:36 AM
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Re: Battle of the Chucks
ok, this was just a warm up for Chuck. He automatically advances to the championship round based on the fact... well based on the fact that he's Chuck freaking Norris.
We need to get some more tough guy battles going... who should be in the next match? |
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