F... the circus

gibbsisgod · 05-05-2006, 06:18 AM

Last night i took my kids to see the circus, and let me tell you , IT WAS HORRIBLE.
Sitting in the bleachers was like assembly time back in high school. My ass went numb after about 15 minutes and the heat under that tent was unbearable.Not only did it smell like elephant ass, but everything was sooo damn expensive! 5 dollars for a 20oz. soda.5 DOLLARS!
But most of all, the thing that bothered me the most was NO CIRCUS FREAKS! Thats right.... No bearded lady.... and no elephant man.

now i understand that its for kids but not even the kids were having a good time. A bunch of screaming little brats crying because mommy wont buy them a 15 dollar ballon. That right 15 dollars for a 2 dollar ballon. F... the circus

BigSKINBauer · 05-05-2006, 06:26 AM

just take a clown hostage next time and give out demands.

gibbsisgod · 05-05-2006, 07:40 AM

As a dad, i just wanted my kids to be able to see some real live freaks!

Not just the every day, run of the mill freaks like you may find at walmart

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-05-2006, 09:24 AM

The circus angers me anyway because you pay Cirque Du Soleil prices for crap.

jbcjr14 · 05-05-2006, 09:55 AM

$5 for a soda...sounds like FedEx Field prices. WOW!

PSUSkinsFan21 · 05-05-2006, 10:01 AM

Nomads you know.....small hands.....smell like cabbage.

gibbsisgod · 05-05-2006, 10:01 AM

at least you can go to fedex and be entertained.

05-05-2006, 06:18 AM	#1
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	F... the circus Last night i took my kids to see the circus, and let me tell you , IT WAS HORRIBLE. Sitting in the bleachers was like assembly time back in high school. My ass went numb after about 15 minutes and the heat under that tent was unbearable.Not only did it smell like elephant ass, but everything was sooo damn expensive! 5 dollars for a 20oz. soda.5 DOLLARS! But most of all, the thing that bothered me the most was NO CIRCUS FREAKS! Thats right.... No bearded lady.... and no elephant man. now i understand that its for kids but not even the kids were having a good time. A bunch of screaming little brats crying because mommy wont buy them a 15 dollar ballon. That right 15 dollars for a 2 dollar ballon. F... the circus

05-05-2006, 06:26 AM	#2
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: F... the circus just take a clown hostage next time and give out demands.

05-05-2006, 07:40 AM	#3
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... the circus As a dad, i just wanted my kids to be able to see some real live freaks! Not just the every day, run of the mill freaks like you may find at walmart

05-05-2006, 09:24 AM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the circus The circus angers me anyway because you pay Cirque Du Soleil prices for crap. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-05-2006, 09:55 AM	#5
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,015	Re: F... the circus $5 for a soda...sounds like FedEx Field prices. WOW! __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

05-05-2006, 10:01 AM	#6
PSUSkinsFan21 The Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 48 Posts: 1,340	Re: F... the circus Nomads you know.....small hands.....smell like cabbage. __________________ "Hail to the Redskins!" and "Fight on State!"

05-05-2006, 10:01 AM	#7
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... the circus at least you can go to fedex and be entertained.

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