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F... office dumpers
Sorry if I offend anyone who does this... but what's up with office dumping? Can't people save this for home? We have a guy in my office that is in the dumper no less than 5-6 times a day, what in the hell is he doing in there so much?? If you're on the can that much I really think you need to change your diet.
Our men's room is just nasty. Seems like anytime I go in there, someone is on the can going to town. I just don't get it, I understand if it's an emergency, but some people are in there all the time, and the worst part is some people will try to talk to you while they're doing their business. What's your guys stance on office dumping? |
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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Re: F... office dumpers
Love the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid.
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111
Age: 33
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Re: F... office dumpers
Yar.
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
Age: 45
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Re: F... office dumpers
I'm a daily office dumper, but I try to be considerate and open the bathroom window after dropping my grimace. Luckily it's a one-man bathroom with only one toilet, so you can open the window and shut the door and the stench is gone in 10 minutes.
5 or 6 times a day on a routine basis sounds like a gastrointestinal problem to me. Might be Crohn's or irritable bowel?
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
Age: 43
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Re: F... office dumpers
Yeah, I've heard of Crohn's. I knew a guy who would go 10-12 times a day.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
Age: 45
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Re: F... office dumpers
in the building, each floor has facilities, men's with 4 stalls...it's a riot when they're all full and the bathroom smells like a chicken farm (Brud knows what I'm talking about)
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Warrenton, Virginia
Age: 44
Posts: 1,515
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Re: F... office dumpers
it's not office dumping, its seeing flops on my blackberry.
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 45
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Re: F... office dumpers
I can get in a full 10 frames of bowling during one of my sessions, so office dumping seems like a good way to kill some time.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: F... office dumpers
Bill Simmons hadone of his email bags last year that included a request from a reader that he put little reminders to all the people that print out his stories and read them on the crapper. They would say things like "It's been about 15 minutes, the boss might start looking for you soon," I thought it was a great idea because I've been known to print out articles to read them in the bathroom.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
Age: 43
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Re: F... office dumpers
Between 2 and 3 is the bewitching hour for all the men where I work. It's like we all fight for the private stall upstairs. If you miss out you go to the dungeon downstairs.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
Posts: 5,325
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Re: F... office dumpers
Hmmm.
For some reason I hate the Office/school/gas station/public place dump. I dont want to do the business with other people in the room and I dont want anyone else smelling my funk of 10,000 years. |
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Austin, Texas
Age: 55
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Re: F... office dumpers
We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.
Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session. ***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!!
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