F... office dumpers

MTK · 04-20-2006, 10:42 AM

Sorry if I offend anyone who does this... but what's up with office dumping? Can't people save this for home? We have a guy in my office that is in the dumper no less than 5-6 times a day, what in the hell is he doing in there so much?? If you're on the can that much I really think you need to change your diet.

Our men's room is just nasty. Seems like anytime I go in there, someone is on the can going to town. I just don't get it, I understand if it's an emergency, but some people are in there all the time, and the worst part is some people will try to talk to you while they're doing their business.

What's your guys stance on office dumping?

BrudLee · 04-20-2006, 11:00 AM

Love the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid.

MTK · 04-20-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

Love the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid.

Thanks for the laugh

PWNED · 04-20-2006, 11:03 AM

Yar.

Schneed10 · 04-20-2006, 11:12 AM

I'm a daily office dumper, but I try to be considerate and open the bathroom window after dropping my grimace. Luckily it's a one-man bathroom with only one toilet, so you can open the window and shut the door and the stench is gone in 10 minutes.

5 or 6 times a day on a routine basis sounds like a gastrointestinal problem to me. Might be Crohn's or irritable bowel?

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-20-2006, 11:18 AM

Yeah, I've heard of Crohn's. I knew a guy who would go 10-12 times a day.

BDBohnzie · 04-20-2006, 11:38 AM

in the building, each floor has facilities, men's with 4 stalls...it's a riot when they're all full and the bathroom smells like a chicken farm (Brud knows what I'm talking about)

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-21-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

in the building, each floor has facilities, men's with 4 stalls...it's a riot when they're all full and the bathroom smells like a chicken farm (Brud knows what I'm talking about)

you mean the bathroom smells like Salisbury's campus? Good times...

Monksdown · 04-21-2006, 01:46 PM

it's not office dumping, its seeing flops on my blackberry.

gibbsisgod · 04-21-2006, 02:00 PM

I can get in a full 10 frames of bowling during one of my sessions, so office dumping seems like a good way to kill some time.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-21-2006, 02:11 PM

Bill Simmons hadone of his email bags last year that included a request from a reader that he put little reminders to all the people that print out his stories and read them on the crapper. They would say things like "It's been about 15 minutes, the boss might start looking for you soon," I thought it was a great idea because I've been known to print out articles to read them in the bathroom.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-20-2006, 11:42 AM

Between 2 and 3 is the bewitching hour for all the men where I work. It's like we all fight for the private stall upstairs. If you miss out you go to the dungeon downstairs.

jamf · 04-20-2006, 12:12 PM

Hmmm.

For some reason I hate the Office/school/gas station/public place dump.

I dont want to do the business with other people in the room and I dont want anyone else smelling my funk of 10,000 years.

jbcjr14 · 04-20-2006, 12:44 PM

We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.

Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session.

***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!!

MTK · 04-20-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jbcjr14

We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.

Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session.

***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!!

I've gone into our bathroom and turned right around and walked out. We have a guy in the office who is the foulest MF'er known to man. I can't imagine death smelling worse.

Yeah, I'm warming up to the idea of a F... forum. Stay tuned.

04-20-2006, 10:42 AM	#1
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,462	F... office dumpers Sorry if I offend anyone who does this... but what's up with office dumping? Can't people save this for home? We have a guy in my office that is in the dumper no less than 5-6 times a day, what in the hell is he doing in there so much?? If you're on the can that much I really think you need to change your diet. Our men's room is just nasty. Seems like anytime I go in there, someone is on the can going to town. I just don't get it, I understand if it's an emergency, but some people are in there all the time, and the worst part is some people will try to talk to you while they're doing their business. What's your guys stance on office dumping?

04-20-2006, 11:00 AM	#2
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: F... office dumpers Love the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

04-20-2006, 11:03 AM	#4
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: F... office dumpers Yar. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

04-20-2006, 11:12 AM	#5
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,421	Re: F... office dumpers I'm a daily office dumper, but I try to be considerate and open the bathroom window after dropping my grimace. Luckily it's a one-man bathroom with only one toilet, so you can open the window and shut the door and the stench is gone in 10 minutes. 5 or 6 times a day on a routine basis sounds like a gastrointestinal problem to me. Might be Crohn's or irritable bowel? __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

04-20-2006, 11:18 AM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... office dumpers Yeah, I've heard of Crohn's. I knew a guy who would go 10-12 times a day. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-20-2006, 11:38 AM	#7
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: F... office dumpers in the building, each floor has facilities, men's with 4 stalls...it's a riot when they're all full and the bathroom smells like a chicken farm (Brud knows what I'm talking about) __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

04-21-2006, 01:46 PM	#9
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 1,515	Re: F... office dumpers it's not office dumping, its seeing flops on my blackberry.

04-21-2006, 02:00 PM	#10
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers I can get in a full 10 frames of bowling during one of my sessions, so office dumping seems like a good way to kill some time.

04-21-2006, 02:11 PM	#11
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F... office dumpers Bill Simmons hadone of his email bags last year that included a request from a reader that he put little reminders to all the people that print out his stories and read them on the crapper. They would say things like "It's been about 15 minutes, the boss might start looking for you soon," I thought it was a great idea because I've been known to print out articles to read them in the bathroom. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-20-2006, 11:42 AM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... office dumpers Between 2 and 3 is the bewitching hour for all the men where I work. It's like we all fight for the private stall upstairs. If you miss out you go to the dungeon downstairs. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-20-2006, 12:12 PM	#13
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,296	Re: F... office dumpers Hmmm. For some reason I hate the Office/school/gas station/public place dump. I dont want to do the business with other people in the room and I dont want anyone else smelling my funk of 10,000 years.

04-20-2006, 12:44 PM	#14
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,015	Re: F... office dumpers We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes. Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session. ***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!! __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

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