Our next coach??

[mlmdub130]

I know we all tend to disagree quite a bit, but one thing i think we all agree on is that zorn will be gone at the end of the year. I'm just wondering what route would be the best way to go to find a new head coach. do you think we should go after a big name caoch who is currently unemployed by a team in the nfl like shannahan, gruden, ect.? go after an offensive or defensive cordinator from a proven winning team like the steelers, colts, ect.? or go after a college coach with a great record like brian kelly, les miles, etc.? i honestly can't decide we have tried all so far and they have all failed, so what do we do this time?

[12thMan]

As odd as it might sound, I don't think Zorn's fate is sealed just yet.

[Skinny Tee]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

As odd as it might sound, I don't think Zorn's fate is sealed just yet.

I agree...that's why he still wears the headset during games.

His current services as drive-thru attendent at the FedEx Johnny Rockets is invaluable.

[WaldSkins]

Originally Posted by Skinny Tee

I agree...that's why he still wears the headset during games.

His current services as drive-thru attendent at the FedEx Johnny Rockets is invaluable.

Maybe Snyder will give him some roller skates so he can apply at Sonic

[Skinny Tee]

Originally Posted by WaldSkins

Maybe Snyder will give him some roller skates so he can apply at Sonic

Or a low cut shirt and some skimpy orange shorts for a new Hooters at FedEx.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Skinny Tee

Or a low cut shirt and some skimpy orange shorts for a new Hooters at FedEx.

There's already one @ club level

unless you're implying that they're going to make him work the 400s lol

[SOUL-SKINS]

Originally Posted by Skinny Tee

I agree...that's why he still wears the headset during games.

His current services as drive-thru attendent at the FedEx Johnny Rockets is invaluable.

Dude I typically don't comment much on here but i'm on daily and that was some funny shit. Not many people make me laugh on here. Thanks

[Skinny Tee]

Originally Posted by SOUL-SKINS

Dude I typically don't comment much on here but i'm on daily and that was some funny shit. Not many people make me laugh on here. Thanks

Since the Skins are aren't even competitive this season me and my brother in law have been ranking on the Skins during the games. Zorn's headset came up during the Monday Night game and had us rolling.

The saying 'laugh to keep from crying' definitely applies here. I recommend it during these times...it's really cathardic watching the Skins games like this.

[skinsfan_nn]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

As odd as it might sound, I don't think Zorn's fate is sealed just yet.

Yep, that sounds real odd. Zorns fate has been sealed. He apparently will survive through the season if hes lucky. But hes already a dead man walking. He been stripped of about every ounce of dignity he ever had.

IF he makes it until season end. HE WILL GET A ONE WAY PASS OUTTA THE NATIONS CAPITAL!

[Beemnseven]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

As odd as it might sound, I don't think Zorn's fate is sealed just yet.

I don't see how anyone could think that Zorn will be back for 2010.

There's just no way possible he's still the head coach next year.

[skinsfaninok]

Jon Gruden

[Kalisto2010]

At this point I only want a coach that has won a superbowl. No more offensive coordinators, college or QB coaches. The only exception I'll make is Russ Grimm.

[sportscurmudgeon]

Originally Posted by Kalisto2010

At this point I only want a coach that has won a superbowl. No more offensive coordinators, college or QB coaches. The only exception I'll make is Russ Grimm.

Russ Grimm has never won a Super Bowl as a coach. If you open up possibilities to players who have won a Super Bowl, you run the SERIOUS risk of getting a head coach who has never been a head coach before.

Does that sound familiar?

Coaches who have Super Bowl rings and are "out there" include:

Bill Cowher
Mike Shanahan
Mike Holmgren
Jon Gruden
Dick Vermeil
Brian Billick
Tony Dungy
Bill Parcells
George Seifert

Looking at that list, I'd guess Gruden, Billick and Seifert are the "most available"...

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by sportscurmudgeon

Coaches who have Super Bowl rings and are "out there" include:

Bill Cowher
Mike Shanahan
Mike Holmgren
Jon Gruden
Dick Vermeil
Brian Billick
Tony Dungy
Bill Parcells
George Seifert

Dungy...absolutely. Gruden, certainly. Maybe even cowher...the rest can sit.

[T.O.Killa]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Dungy...absolutely. Gruden, certainly. Maybe even cowher...the rest can sit.

What about Holmgren, he is the most accomplished of the bunch aside from Parcells, who I believe is not available. He would also have most of his coaching staff in place so there would be less of a learning curve for the players.