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Old 09-22-2007, 12:36 PM   #1
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Dear...Little Chihuahua on Steroids

Do you remember me from the other nights showing of Eastern Promises? You remember, you played the part of a tough guy and came over to tell me and my friend to "shut the fuck up" during movie previews and when I told you to sit your ass back down you babbled and then said "lets step outside"...and when I obliged you realized how much bigger than you I was?

I take it you didn't get a good look at me before you opened your big mouth because all I could hear you say outside was "do something then...you think just because you're bigger than me...yada yada yada."

I just want to tell you you're a little bitch. I wipe my ass with toilet paper sized bitches like you and if you still want it you can get it. I will be more than happy to satisfy your beat down needs.

BTW, why did you and that chick you were with leave the theater before the movie even started? I saw her rushing to get her stuff and leave in a hurry, and I never saw your asses again. Shame really, Eastern Promises was really good.


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The Guy Bigger Than You.
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:58 PM   #2
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Im confused.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:01 PM   #3
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I think it's EasterN Promises...not Easter Promises.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:06 PM   #4
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I think it's EasterN Promises...not Easter Promises.

It def is. I was wondering about that.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:12 PM   #5
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It's a typo, it is in fact Eastern Promises.

Anywho, this idiot at the theaters the other night thought it would be a great idea to show me up during previews.
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Old 09-22-2007, 03:52 PM   #6
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It's a typo, it is in fact Eastern Promises.

Anywho, this idiot at the theaters the other night thought it would be a great idea to show me up during previews.
And you thought it would be a great idea to bitch about him here knowing the chances of him seeing it was less than 1%?
Don't get me wrong, I am all for showing up an asswipe that opens his mouth, and I applaud you for sticking up for yourself, but I think you're taking this a little too personally. The situation ended when he chickened out. You don't call someone out and puss out cause the guy is bigger than you. And judging by your comment of "Chihuahua" everyone is likely bigger than he is. But there comes a time when you need to laugh at it and let it go.
You may be the bigger person in stature, but you're letting him be make you smaller with your obsession with the situation.
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Old 09-22-2007, 04:02 PM   #7
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And you thought it would be a great idea to bitch about him here knowing the chances of him seeing it was less than 1%?
Don't get me wrong, I am all for showing up an asswipe that opens his mouth, and I applaud you for sticking up for yourself, but I think you're taking this a little too personally. The situation ended when he chickened out. You don't call someone out and puss out cause the guy is bigger than you. And judging by your comment of "Chihuahua" everyone is likely bigger than he is. But there comes a time when you need to laugh at it and let it go.
You may be the bigger person in stature, but you're letting him be make you smaller with your obsession with the situation.

Obsession? lol...It just something to talk about in the PL dude. If I seem to be bitching I'm bitching about idiots in general and this guy is a perfect example of douchbagery at it's finest.
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Old 09-22-2007, 04:21 PM   #8
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I love it when people start talking smack and can never back it up.

The second someone opens there mouth up, I'll just simply say "Let's go, stop all of this talking shit... swing first." and they either do or don't... and then it's over.

I can remember the baddest mo-fo I ever met played on my football team. I never talked to him, or really knew him... but he never talked shit.

Then one fateful evening, I was at some party and this drunk kid just kept talking shit, acting hard, for whatever reason... you know the type. The dude on my team just walked up... threw 5 or 6 brutal blows... and walked away. Not a word was said by him.

I turned to my friend and just said "Remind me never to fuck with that guy".
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Old 09-23-2007, 12:34 AM   #9
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If I seem to be bitching I'm bitching about idiots in general and this guy is a perfect example of douchbagery at it's finest.
Can't argue with that.

The loud ones are the easiest to take down, like Rob was saying, the quiet ones are the dangerous ones.
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:41 PM   #10
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Can't argue with that.

The loud ones are the easiest to take down, like Rob was saying, the quiet ones are the dangerous ones.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:15 PM   #11
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So i see. Im going to guess that your hoping that he telepathically gets the message, right? I love showing up little, uh, hopped up chiuaua's of guys who think they're the shit.

+2 points for bitching someone at a theater. lol
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:23 PM   #12
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Re: Dear...Little Chihuahua on Steroids

No, I wrote this post because I thought it would be fun...and to shed light on the hazards of steroid use.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:25 PM   #13
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Hahahah....nice. Steriods are bad.lol
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:59 PM   #14
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Man I wanted you to fuck him up saden.

This sounds like the daily goings at our school with students. Last night some assholes were shooting fireworks off the balcony and cops came and we told them to stop and they wanted to go(as in go off or fight).

Funny thing was there were about 10-12 of us and three of them. We were all clearly bigger too. I think one of the guys had his head on right and realized his posse should cut and run, and they did.
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:07 PM   #15
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Man I wanted you to fuck him up saden.

This sounds like the daily goings at our school with students. Last night some assholes were shooting fireworks off the balcony and cops came and we told them to stop and they wanted to go.

Funny thing was there were about 10-12 of us and three of them. We were all clearly bigger too. I think one of the guys had his head on right and realized his posse should cut and run, and they did.
There always has to be the smart one, lol.
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