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Old 05-12-2011, 08:38 PM   #1
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Kutcher to Replace Sheen on 2.5 Men?

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SOURCES CONFIRM: Ashton Kutcher Will Join 'Two and a Half Men' - The Hollywood Reporter
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:51 PM   #2
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Re: Kutcher to Replace Sheen on 2.5 Men?

Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:52 PM   #3
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Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.
Well in terms of pay it doesn't get any better then the lead on 2.5 men.
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Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.
What? Another year of punked? More douchey narcissistic commercials?

Sorry, I never have and never will get the whole Kutcher thng. He is a talentless hack who married a hot older woman.

But, hey, he is rich, sleeping with Demi Moore and now fallen into a cash cow TV series that he can milk for a couple years. Clearly he knows something I don't.

This is actually a very Kutcheresque move - when the show fails, as it inevitably will now that Kutcher is on board, no one will blame him - the second douchebag, they will blame it on the prior douchebag.
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:55 PM   #5
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What? Another year of punked? More douchey narcissistic commercials?

Sorry, I never have and never will get the whole Kutcher thng. He is a talentless hack who married a hot older woman.

But, hey, he is rich, sleeping with Demi Moore and now fallen into a cash cow TV series that he can milk for a couple years. Clearly he knows something I don't.

This is actually a very Kutcheresque move - when the show fails, as it inevitably will now that Kutcher is on board, no one will blame him - the second douchebag, they will blame it on the prior douchebag.
Actually the ironic thing is Kutcher left a hit show before the finale to pursue a film career. Now he's playing the replacement.

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I'm not a big fan of the guy either but to me this sounds like a step down for him. Who knows, maybe he's looking to expand his reach to the 60 and older CBS crowd who still think sitcoms are funny.
Aww man, come on. If anything TV needs more sitcoms. I'm tired of the reality TV era and miss the 90's where quality sitcoms were king. There still are many good ones but the number is cut in half. Oh well, as long as How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang continue for a couple more years I'll be good.
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Wow, I thought Ashton had more going for him than this.
Yeah the guy that had to wife a 40some year old had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?
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Yeah the guy that had to wife a 40some year old had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?
Not sure how Demi Moore is a strike against the guy...

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Not sure how Demi Moore is a strike against the guy...

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Yeah but in 20 years she'll be 60 and Charlie will still be with 20 year olds.

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Yeah but in 20 years she'll be 60 and Charlie will still be with 20 year olds.

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60 year olds in 2031 are going to bear little resemblance to 60 year olds in 2011. For God's sake Chuck Norris is 71, Raquel Welch is 70. Demi Moore will likely be more attractive than both of them seeing as how her dietary habits, wealth, and anticipated advancements in medical technology and nutrition will make it easy for senior citizens to look much younger then they are, especially the wealthy ones.

Also to each his own, and Charlie is by no means a pedo, but some of the girls he hooks up with you need to look twice at to make sure they're even older then 18.
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Yeah the guy that had to wife a 40some year old had more going than a guy making over 2m an episode?
People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's
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People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's
Cuz all his movies are being made by Demi Moore's production company. All dude had was, That's 70 show and he Punked us all with this latest move...
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:17 PM   #12
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Cuz all his movies are being made by Demi Moore's production company. All dude had was, That's 70 show and he Punked us all with this latest move...
Are you just making stuff up now?
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People underestimate Kutcher. His net worth is actually probably more than Sheen's
Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was $35 million which is ridiculously low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:18 PM   #14
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Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was $35 million which is ridiculously low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.
Last I saw it was around 85 million, AK at around 150. But, either way, my point was AK isn't hurting for the money
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:49 AM   #15
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Thats actually not saying much. Charlie's net worth last time I read was $35 million which is ridiculously low for someone of his stature. From what I understand the three divorces as well as child support have caused him to take quite a hit.
Yea that is ridiculous.
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