It's F-ing Bears Week!

DynamiteRave · 10-20-2010, 12:00 AM

In keeping with the effing and the beasts... It's 12am, which means effing Bears week! Rawr!

mooby · 10-20-2010, 12:35 AM

I was gonna bust in here and be like it's still Tuesday by my definition, but you came all up in here being extremely literal with that midnight thing haha.

Let's start this thread on a good note. For all the blitzing and confusion this defense does, I want to see at least 5 sacks of Jay Cutler. The Bears are a fraud at 4-2.

EDIT: Looks like you waited until it was exactly midnight to start this thread. GJ being extreeeeemely literal with that start time.

LavaRnChad · 10-20-2010, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mooby

The Bears are a fraud at 4-2.

The same could be said about us at 3-3. I know if our defense can't sack Cutler at least 5 or 6 times with the horrible o-line the Bears have, that would be simply sad.

warpaint · 10-20-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LavaRnChad

The same could be said about us at 3-3. I know if our defense can't sack Cutler at least 5 or 6 times with the horrible o-line the Bears have, that would be simply sad.

Get out of here Chad or Layvar, expecting 5 to 6 sacks against any pro team is a reach. Chad Dukes blows, our 3-3 record is well f-ing fought for and we will make an impact this year.

SirClintonPortis · 10-20-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by warpaint

Get out of here Chad or Layvar, expecting 5 to 6 sacks against any pro team is a reach. Chad Dukes blows, our 3-3 record is well f-ing fought for and we will make an impact this year.

You obviously haven't seen the Bears O-line.

warpaint · 10-20-2010, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

You obviously haven't seen the Bears O-line.

I wont lie I haven't seen them at all. Don't get me wrong I want the sacks but I don't see it happing but I do see a good D-fense outing.

WE WIN.

LavaRnChad · 10-21-2010, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

You obviously haven't seen the Bears O-line.

No, he didn't see the Bears O-line. He was too busy listening to Larry Michael's greatest spins CD.

mooby · 10-20-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LavaRnChad

The same could be said about us at 3-3. I know if our defense can't sack Cutler at least 5 or 6 times with the horrible o-line the Bears have, that would be simply sad.

Through 6 games the Bears o-line has given up 27 sacks. That's 4 1/2 per game. Even the Seahawks were able to sack him 7 times, and you can't tell me the Seahawks are this defensive powerhouse like the Giants are. Like I said, we should be able to get to Jay Cutler with how porous the Bears o-line is. All we need to do is get a lead and make them pass to catch up.

Now the Bears defense is pretty good too, but they're not the Steelers defense. They can be scored on. And don't forget the Bears would be 3-3 right now if the officials had ruled that was a catch by Calvin Johnson in week 1.

SirClintonPortis · 10-20-2010, 12:39 AM

Jay Cutler shall shine his light upon us...for 1 quarter before his maker(drafter) owns his ass.

BleedBurgundy · 10-20-2010, 12:39 AM

F'ing Bears week, wooohooo!

side note, do not under any circumstances google "****ing bears."

mooby · 10-20-2010, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

F'ing Bears week, wooohooo!

side note, do not under any circumstances google "****ing bears."

I don't know why one would google "****ing bears." It's pretty obvious from the get go nothing positive would come out of that.

BleedBurgundy · 10-20-2010, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by mooby

I don't know why one would google "****ing bears." It's pretty obvious from the get go nothing positive would come out of that.

Specifically, do not google via image search. Bad things man, bad things.

mooby · 10-20-2010, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

Specifically, do not google via image search. Bad things man, bad things.

Good call on that, it's nice to clarify. So just to be certain, if you google "****ing bears", it might not be as bad if you did an image search of "****ing bears?"

steveherrin · 10-20-2010, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

side note, do not under any circumstances google "****ing bears."

HAHAHA! I bet it is a bad idea! I was watching AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH (you know Silent Bob, the writer director and actor from films such as Clerks, Mallrats, many fine movies). He said his gay friend told him that he'd be a wanted man in the gay community because he would be considered a "bear." Apparently chubby men with beards are considered hot in certain segments of the community. So googling f####@@@ bears would probably be a bad idea unless you want to see that sort of thing... Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying.

warpaint · 10-20-2010, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by steveherrin

HAHAHA! I bet it is a bad idea! I was watching AN EVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH (you know Silent Bob, the writer director and actor from films such as Clerks, Mallrats, many fine movies). He said his gay friend told him that he'd be a wanted man in the gay community because he would be considered a "bear." Apparently chubby men with beards are considered hot in certain segments of the community. So googling f####@@@ bears would probably be a bad idea unless you want to see that sort of thing... Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying.

That should have been kept to yourself, you should PM chad&lavar am sure they will group it out with you.:cheeky-sm

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10-20-2010, 12:00 AM	#1
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mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,544	Re: It's F-ing Bears Week! I was gonna bust in here and be like it's still Tuesday by my definition, but you came all up in here being extremely literal with that midnight thing haha. Let's start this thread on a good note. For all the blitzing and confusion this defense does, I want to see at least 5 sacks of Jay Cutler. The Bears are a fraud at 4-2. EDIT: Looks like you waited until it was exactly midnight to start this thread. GJ being extreeeeemely literal with that start time.

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