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11-17-2006, 06:28 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Southeast
Age: 41
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Dog-sitting for the enemy
So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.
Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low. So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend. To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother. Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...
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11-17-2006, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Dude, let the pranks begin.
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11-17-2006, 07:08 PM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Shave It!!!!
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11-17-2006, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
I'll give you $20 to shave the Skins' logo onto it's side.
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11-17-2006, 11:37 PM
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Most Interesting Man in the World
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Age: 37
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Ill give another 5
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11-18-2006, 12:48 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
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11-18-2006, 05:02 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Carbondale CO
Age: 44
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
you know you are ABSOLUTELY obligated to do something....
at the very least dress the dog up in skins stuff and put pictures up here, so we can mock Witten's nephew... Oh, and you have to put him in an AA jersey... that's at the very least. I say the dog is fair game. you can pretend it was kidnapped and one of us can hold it for ransom... what kind of dog is it?
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11-18-2006, 05:21 AM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: VA
Age: 42
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
if you can get money from jason witten for the ransom, then it's actually all for the best.
and witten is the guy who gave away the skins-roids game anyways, so you owe him a favor. |
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11-18-2006, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 63
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
the redskins emlem shaven into the dog is a great idea
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11-18-2006, 09:17 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lexington, Virginia
Age: 43
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Yeah, that's all you have to say.
Just say it's the least you could do for the favor that Jason Witten did US.
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11-18-2006, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Age: 46
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
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11-20-2006, 12:41 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
My first idea was to shave our logo in it, but that can be hidden (just shave the rest of the dog. I say do something more permanent like dying the dog burgundy and gold.
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11-20-2006, 02:59 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: IOWA
Age: 42
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Buy it a Redskins Collar, or Redskins logo to hang from the collar.
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11-20-2006, 03:11 PM
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MVP
Join Date: May 2004
Age: 46
Posts: 10,164
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
Take all the Dallas stuff and sell it on ebay and then buy Skins Season tickets and tell em to go eff themselves. F*cking turd fans don't deserve adequate shelter and nice things.
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