TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06

[TheMalcolmConnection]

After a brief hiatus, the chats are back. It's been a busy beginning of school for me here, because the students are needy as hell, and things are finally slowing down. I've had two people volunteer to be guests in the chat this week. In addition to myself, TAFKAS and Gmanc will be lending their legendary literary genius to the chat. I'll be taking questions all weekend and will close them up Monday morning. Same rules apply, one question about the Skins and one question about life.

Ready.
Set.
Go.

[gibbsisgod]

I have been holding my wad since the 3rd preseason game. Damn needy kids, WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS DAMMIT!

1. I have heard MB say that he thinks his career is far from over at this point. Is there any chance he is a Redskin next season and if so, does he start?

2. Does this make me look fat?

Thank you for your time!

[12thMan]

Is sex overated?

Should the WaraPath Man Law Thread be mandatory reading for all new female Warpathers

Through three games thus far, what single player has had the most impact on the team?

If you had Peter King in a room, what would you ask him and what would be your retort regarding Art Monk's absence from the Hall.

[70Chip]

1. Aren't the Redskins whistling pass the graveyard re: the safety position? With Pray-Low hurt and A.A. suspect, when will fans start demanding to see Curry Burns? Did Curry Burns make the team?

2. Why am I so filled with contempt for my fellow man?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

You guys are giving us some solid gold for questions so far.

[MTK]

cheese or butter on my broccoli?

[wilsowilso]

What are your thoughts about Derek Frost 's transformation?

What should I do with the crappy bottle of champagne that has been living in my kitchen for far too long. I'm married and I hate champagne so my options are limited.

[mooby]

Why hasn't the passing game opened up?

Why is my school holding all the school dances in the gym? WTF is wrong with them?

[hesscl34]

1) Do you think Gibbs sat Portis in Dallas not only to rest his shoulder, but to make sure he was on board with practice (rules about participation) and didn't get too full of himself??

2) Do you guys respond to me differently now that you know I'm a woman?

[Daseal]

1) Will our receivers be able to stay strong and keep from having alligator arms when they face the Jags punishing secondary?
2) Why is Canada so much more fun!

[That Guy]

i thought you meant the warpath chat room

I still haven't gotten a blue response. and now i've got TMC trying to trick me, dammit! that ain't nice...

[hooskins]

Why?

[steveo395]

Jones?

[BrudLee]

1. After week one's multiple shifts, week two's fairly straight forward offense, and week three's full house backfield, do you expect a different offense each week?

2. If prostitution was legal, would I still feel ashamed after my... therapy sessions?

[Riggo44]

If you are in a plane going the opposite way of the earth rotation are you sitting still in the air while the earth spins under you or you actuallly moving?