The Problem with Today's Kids

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 12:52 PM

Well here you go - the heart of the issue of what's so wrong and screwed up with kids today: iPods are cooler than BEER! WTF?!

"If a recent Student Monitor survey of 1,200 college students at 100 U.S. schools is to be believed, undergrads now think it is more “cool” to be holding an iPod music player than a beer.

Student Monitor has been conducting the survey for 18 years. Only one other time was beer knocked out of its #1 spot on the list of “in” things—the Internet took the prize in 1997."

Full Article

I think the iPod is as nifty as the next guy, but I can't drink it, it doesn't make ugly chicks hotter, and I'll be damned if that iPod comes in a Samuel Adams Black Lager variety.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 12:59 PM

And I can't use it as an excuse for banging a D.U.F.F. either.

Friend: So why did you bang that fat beast?
Me: I was rockin' out to Blink 182 and it just happened!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:01 PM

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.

More importantly, if Silhouette Chick was holding a beer instead of an iPod, she'd be much more inclined to do you as well.

iPod: "I'm just jammin, leave me alone"
Beer: "I'm horny and getting drunker by the minute."

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:02 PM

indeed a beer in hand is worth two in the bush.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:05 PM

HAHAHAHAHA. True enough. And I know I WOULD think she was way cooler holding a beer.

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:05 PM

i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PWNED

i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.

I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.

Gmanc711 · 06-09-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mheisig

I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.

I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-09-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gmanc711

I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.

ZING!

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:09 PM

i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PWNED

i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.

What's the other 1%?

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:12 PM

the 1% of my penis i gave to your mother. BOO YAH!

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:13 PM

you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:17 PM

I guess that explains why she was so disappointed.

BOOY...oh wait, I'm not 12 anymore...

06-09-2006, 12:59 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids And I can't use it as an excuse for banging a D.U.F.F. either. Friend: So why did you bang that fat beast? Me: I was rockin' out to Blink 182 and it just happened! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:01 PM	#3
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:02 PM	#5
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids indeed a beer in hand is worth two in the bush. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:05 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids HAHAHAHAHA. True enough. And I know I WOULD think she was way cooler holding a beer. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:05 PM	#7
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 12:52 PM	#1
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	The Problem with Today's Kids Well here you go - the heart of the issue of what's so wrong and screwed up with kids today: iPods are cooler than BEER! WTF?! "If a recent Student Monitor survey of 1,200 college students at 100 U.S. schools is to be believed, undergrads now think it is more “cool” to be holding an iPod music player than a beer. Student Monitor has been conducting the survey for 18 years. Only one other time was beer knocked out of its #1 spot on the list of “in” things—the Internet took the prize in 1997." Full Article I think the iPod is as nifty as the next guy, but I can't drink it, it doesn't make ugly chicks hotter, and I'll be damned if that iPod comes in a Samuel Adams Black Lager variety. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-09-2006, 01:09 PM	#11
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:12 PM	#13
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids the 1% of my penis i gave to your mother. BOO YAH! __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:13 PM	#14
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:17 PM	#15
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids I guess that explains why she was so disappointed. BOOY...oh wait, I'm not 12 anymore... __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

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