Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-31-2006, 01:42 PM

I just read Bill Simmons' mailbag and he makes the assertion that Mischa Barton is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. Am I missing something or does he have her overrated? With no thought at all I can come up with at least 5 actress more attractive than her: Scarlett Johansson, Sienna Miller, Kiera Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie, just to name five.

I personally don't see why people think Mischa is that good looking. I think she's too skinny, her face is too boney, and she constantly looks like she has to vomit (which might explain the skinny-factor).

So is it just me or is she overrated?

(obviously I'm very bored, I ate lunch too fast, and it's getting hard to pretend like I'm actually working since I've been doing that since 7am)

GTripp0012 · 05-31-2006, 01:45 PM

No, I think shes very hot, but I understand what you are saying. Overrated, probably. She looks really good in a bikini tho.

Schneed10 · 05-31-2006, 02:09 PM

No boobs. I can't rate her high because of that. I need some knockers on my women.

She's really pretty, but I'm with you, she's way overrated.

That Guy · 05-31-2006, 02:19 PM

she looks anorexic in a bikini. I'd agree, decent, but not that hot... the other one (bilson?) is a better option.

number21isabadman · 05-31-2006, 02:22 PM

ha you guys do know she is a model it is her job to stay "thin"

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2006, 02:26 PM

Short answer: No. Long answer: No, because she doesn't even look "in shape". She looks like she just starves herself and has NO muscle tone OR fat on her body. Just skin and bones. I'm with Schneed. I need knockers.

jbcjr14 · 05-31-2006, 02:27 PM

I don't think she is hot, but she certainly would help herself with a nice $10k pair of fun bags.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2006, 02:37 PM

I don't think her body could handle fun bags. From the neck down she looks like a skinny DUDE.

She'd get those nasty fake fun bag wrinkles.

That Guy · 05-31-2006, 02:45 PM

ah, the joys of cocaine dieting...

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2006, 02:48 PM

Cocaine?! Ha. She probably thinks cocaine has too many calories for her.

number21isabadman · 05-31-2006, 03:13 PM

i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by number21isabadman

i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good

with the exception of Lohan and her tig ole bitties, they all need to eat a cracker and grow a rack. On second though, lohan's chest seems to be ever shrinking, DAMN YOU COCAINE!!!

Monksdown · 05-31-2006, 03:35 PM

No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up.

That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2006, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monksdown

No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up.

That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.

I'd be afraid to "knock it". I feel like I'd break her. And that's not even over-zealous thrusting. That being said, body aside, she's really not that "attractive."

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-31-2006, 03:20 PM

Wow 21, that's pretty hilariously foul.

05-31-2006, 01:42 PM	#1
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Is Mischa Barton really that hot? I just read Bill Simmons' mailbag and he makes the assertion that Mischa Barton is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. Am I missing something or does he have her overrated? With no thought at all I can come up with at least 5 actress more attractive than her: Scarlett Johansson, Sienna Miller, Kiera Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie, just to name five. I personally don't see why people think Mischa is that good looking. I think she's too skinny, her face is too boney, and she constantly looks like she has to vomit (which might explain the skinny-factor). So is it just me or is she overrated? (obviously I'm very bored, I ate lunch too fast, and it's getting hard to pretend like I'm actually working since I've been doing that since 7am) __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-31-2006, 01:45 PM	#2
GTripp0012 Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Evanston, IL Age: 36 Posts: 15,994	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? No, I think shes very hot, but I understand what you are saying. Overrated, probably. She looks really good in a bikini tho. __________________ according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

05-31-2006, 02:09 PM	#3
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,421	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? No boobs. I can't rate her high because of that. I need some knockers on my women. She's really pretty, but I'm with you, she's way overrated. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

05-31-2006, 02:19 PM	#4
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? she looks anorexic in a bikini. I'd agree, decent, but not that hot... the other one (bilson?) is a better option.

05-31-2006, 02:22 PM	#5
number21isabadman Special Teams Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Oregon Age: 39 Posts: 157	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? ha you guys do know she is a model it is her job to stay "thin"

05-31-2006, 02:26 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, because she doesn't even look "in shape". She looks like she just starves herself and has NO muscle tone OR fat on her body. Just skin and bones. I'm with Schneed. I need knockers. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-31-2006, 02:27 PM	#7
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,015	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? I don't think she is hot, but she certainly would help herself with a nice $10k pair of fun bags. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

05-31-2006, 02:37 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? I don't think her body could handle fun bags. From the neck down she looks like a skinny DUDE. She'd get those nasty fake fun bag wrinkles. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-31-2006, 02:45 PM	#9
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? ah, the joys of cocaine dieting...

05-31-2006, 02:48 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? Cocaine?! Ha. She probably thinks cocaine has too many calories for her. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-31-2006, 03:13 PM	#11
number21isabadman Special Teams Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Oregon Age: 39 Posts: 157	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good

05-31-2006, 03:35 PM	#13
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 1,515	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up. That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.

05-31-2006, 03:20 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot? Wow 21, that's pretty hilariously foul. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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