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Gmanc711 · 01-13-2005, 03:01 AM

Niagra Falls is awsome. I like it there , becasue I'm underage and its cool to be able to go up there and have fun and do everything without having to worry about stuff. Theres tons of cool stuff to do up there too.

NY_Skinsfan · 01-13-2005, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Gmanc711

Niagra Falls is awsome. I like it there , becasue I'm underage and its cool to be able to go up there and have fun and do everything without having to worry about stuff. Theres tons of cool stuff to do up there too.

Gmanc, when I was your age I had a friend in Buffalo...he used to take me over the border to some serious strip clubs...i mean some serious strip clubs. man, i miss those trips.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-13-2005, 12:47 PM

NY_Skinsfan, just HOW serious are those strip clubs? I'm a club enthusiast.

Gmanc711 · 01-13-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

NY_Skinsfan, just HOW serious are those strip clubs? I'm a club enthusiast.

I've been up to one for my 19th birthday....

....SERIOUS!

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-13-2005, 10:08 PM

Living where I live, you've got to make quite a haul to get to any good clubs. Is there open bar the clubs up in Canada? The ones here are dry.

BDBohnzie · 01-14-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

You know whats really sad BDBhonzie? I still spend the majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...LOL

Oh yeah, and I'm still in college (community)! God I'm a loser.....

it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

Redskins_P · 01-14-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........yet

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-14-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

I've having that quarter life crisis too. I still love going to college parties and I still love to party with college aged kids. I'm hanging onto youth because just like they say in Office Space, we we're meant to sit in offices or cubicles staring at computer screens all day.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-14-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........yet

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....

Normally we get up and let our flags fly... never been "wet" after one though. HAHAHA, that's HILARIOUS.

BDBohnzie · 01-14-2005, 02:44 PM

note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-14-2005, 03:22 PM

Or go commando in a pair of Adidas pants!

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-14-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains

What does good ol' MD have in the line of clubs? Anything solid?

BDBohnzie · 01-14-2005, 04:08 PM

like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-14-2005, 04:10 PM

Ahhh...the reason I ask is because my brother has a friend who lives in Baltimore and he's always asking us to come up and party with him. I'm just making sure there's a REASON to party.

Gentleman's Gold Club...open bar or dry?

BDBohnzie · 01-14-2005, 04:15 PM

Gentleman's Gold Club isn't dry...but it's not a open bar...they have a cover charge with a cash bar. i think it's like 10 cover and 5/beer. not sure about anything else, except for the tooter shots the waitresses walk around with...4 for the shot, but 10 gets you a piece of heaven...the shot taken off the waitress. and quite frankly, the waitress we had that night was down right hot...

when i woke up the next morning after going there for my buddy's bachelor party, i searched around my pockets and found a 10 spot...and yelled DAMN! i coulda had another shot off that gorgeous waitress (not exact wording, but trying to keep it clean)

01-13-2005, 03:01 AM	#46
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Niagra Falls is awsome. I like it there , becasue I'm underage and its cool to be able to go up there and have fun and do everything without having to worry about stuff. Theres tons of cool stuff to do up there too. __________________ #21

01-13-2005, 12:47 PM	#48
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	NY_Skinsfan, just HOW serious are those strip clubs? I'm a club enthusiast. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-13-2005, 10:08 PM	#50
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Living where I live, you've got to make quite a haul to get to any good clubs. Is there open bar the clubs up in Canada? The ones here are dry. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-14-2005, 02:44 PM	#55
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

01-14-2005, 03:22 PM	#56
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Or go commando in a pair of Adidas pants! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-14-2005, 04:08 PM	#58
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

01-14-2005, 04:10 PM	#59
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Ahhh...the reason I ask is because my brother has a friend who lives in Baltimore and he's always asking us to come up and party with him. I'm just making sure there's a REASON to party. Gentleman's Gold Club...open bar or dry? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-14-2005, 04:15 PM	#60
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Gentleman's Gold Club isn't dry...but it's not a open bar...they have a cover charge with a cash bar. i think it's like 10 cover and 5/beer. not sure about anything else, except for the tooter shots the waitresses walk around with...4 for the shot, but 10 gets you a piece of heaven...the shot taken off the waitress. and quite frankly, the waitress we had that night was down right hot... when i woke up the next morning after going there for my buddy's bachelor party, i searched around my pockets and found a 10 spot...and yelled DAMN! i coulda had another shot off that gorgeous waitress (not exact wording, but trying to keep it clean) __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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