Classic Cooley

[MTK]

Check this out, hilarious

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Tight end Chris Cooley is being chided by teammates for depositing his recent $9 million signing bonus check at a drive-through lane of a Leesburg bank. Cooley said the transaction did not surprise the teller. "She just took a little bit longer to come back out," he said.

[dall-assblows]

hahhahaha i love cooley.

he is the coolest man.

he is someone i would actually want to party with.

[FRPLG]

Don't these guys have people who handle stuff like this? A bank can't even insure for that much money. I am surpised it was as easy as he said.

[Redskin]

God I love Cooley I hope he gets atleast 3 touchdowns against the e-girls

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by dall-assblows

hahhahaha i love cooley.

he is the coolest man.

he is someone i would actually want to party with.

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

[47YAC]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

No, dummy. Because you don't live in Loudoun County so you can't understand Cooley. When he makes his fiancee call Vocelli's to order a pizza you can hear him yelling at Christy to hurry up and in the background all you hear is party. Chris Cooley is the YAC his thighs are an alternative fuel source. rarrararararrrarr. I saw him in Pville once and he had a truck filled with mulch and I told him he was awesome and he said thank you then his truck hopped on his thighs and he rode off to bang cheerleaders. rararrarararrar.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?

I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.

He downed 21 shots with his future father-in-law for his fiancee's 21st birthday. He introduced himself to the Rams for the midfield coin toss as Captain Chaos. He wears short shorts and doesn't care what nobody thinks. And he said on Elliott, "We went to the strip club to make it rain. We actually wanted to go get a sack of quarters and make it hail."

And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?

[47YAC]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.


And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?

he is not generally awesome, he is awesome. I went to high school with christie that hot piece of ass. her little sister is jailbait too tryin to knock her up and marry her so i can glue myself to cooley's back and never leave utopia

[Joe Ribbs BBQ]

I read that too and was going to put it up, classic captain chaos......

I would party with him too if I had the chance, but I would have to limit the shots so I was awake when we go strip club hopping.... thats just way too much beam for me to enjoy boobs in my face

[JWsleep]

Hilarious. Cooley rules--sooooo glad we locked him up for the long-term.

[Monksdown]

Why direct deposit when you can use the opportunity to pick up a teller?

[CooleyAsCanBe]

That bank just made a ton of money, especially if he put that in his checking account.

[Joe Ribbs BBQ]

I need to get ahold of Cooley and help him find better homes for all his green backs

[skinsfan69]

Cooley reminds me of John Riggins a little bit. Especially when he had the afro going. I love his laid back attitude. He probably pulled up at the bank drive through in a pick-up truck with 9 mil in his pocket.

[Riggo44]

That's so freaking great. I would love to see the face of the teller when she looked down at the check. I wish he would have a hidden camera so I could watch it and laugh. Cooley rocks!