F metrosexuals

MTK · 11-09-2006, 09:58 AM

If any of you guys are one, I apologize. Well not really. What is up with these guys anyway? There's one in my office and nobody can tell if he's gay or just metro. Either way the dude is waaaaaaaaay too well groomed and tucks in his shirt all the time even on casual dress Fridays.

Seriously, what's up with these "guys"?

Redskins_P · 11-09-2006, 10:03 AM

This has nothing to do with metrosexuals, but I hate it when guys tuck in their jerseys.....its just looks tacky.

We have a couple of metro's in my office. On casual friday they refuse to ever wear a t-shirt....its always some kind of striped button-downed with like purple and pink stripes. So gay. The worst was during the summer when these faggs were wearing WHITE shorts. I couldn't even look at them.

Cheerful1 · 11-09-2006, 10:26 AM

I'm so glad I'm a female. lol

cpayne5 · 11-09-2006, 10:42 AM

I work with a guy that has been deemed metro. He's pretty cool about it. We actually call him metro now. He's really not that bad, though, I guess.

BDBohnzie · 11-09-2006, 11:33 AM

As Carlos Mencia says, a metrosexual is about 2 weeks from coming out of the closet...

Monkeydad · 11-09-2006, 11:40 AM

I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.

MTK · 11-09-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Buster

I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.

Oh man I hate that too

Beyond stupid

RedskinRat · 11-09-2006, 12:03 PM

Metrosexual = Flamingly well dressed to the point of obsession.

Fortunately I'm too poor and too ugly to qualify.

RedskinRat · 11-09-2006, 12:04 PM

Oh, and anyone who tucks a jersey in should be immediately killed and I'm a moderate.

RobH4413 · 11-09-2006, 12:20 PM

If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.

RedskinRat · 11-09-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.

Rob, is that even possible? When I get ready for an evening out I match and lay out my outfit, shower, shave, apply cologne, style hair, watch the NFL rerun of the Redskins in full, balance my check book, write a thesis on how to resolve the Middle East crisis, construct a 1/32 scale model of 'The White House' from nail clippings, read the NY Times and at that point my girlfirend will ask me if she looks better in the black or the red dress.

Any man who can't get ready before a woman should be killed, and I'm a moderate.

BrunellMVP? · 11-09-2006, 01:31 PM

you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings?

RobH4413 · 11-09-2006, 01:41 PM

RedskinRat · 11-09-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

Any man who leans against a wall dressed like that should be killed, and I'm a moderate.

RedskinRat · 11-09-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BrunellMVP?

you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings?

I wouldn't claim I could if I couldn't, now would I?*

* Yes, I would.

11-09-2006, 09:58 AM	#1
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,737	F metrosexuals If any of you guys are one, I apologize. Well not really. What is up with these guys anyway? There's one in my office and nobody can tell if he's gay or just metro. Either way the dude is waaaaaaaaay too well groomed and tucks in his shirt all the time even on casual dress Fridays. Seriously, what's up with these "guys"? __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

11-09-2006, 10:03 AM	#2
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: F metrosexuals This has nothing to do with metrosexuals, but I hate it when guys tuck in their jerseys.....its just looks tacky. We have a couple of metro's in my office. On casual friday they refuse to ever wear a t-shirt....its always some kind of striped button-downed with like purple and pink stripes. So gay. The worst was during the summer when these faggs were wearing WHITE shorts. I couldn't even look at them.

11-09-2006, 10:26 AM	#3
Cheerful1 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: :::head tilt:::™ "A state of confusion?" lol Age: 55 Posts: 101	Re: F metrosexuals I'm so glad I'm a female. lol __________________ To err is human, .... to do it as a blonde is divine!

11-09-2006, 10:42 AM	#4
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: F metrosexuals I work with a guy that has been deemed metro. He's pretty cool about it. We actually call him metro now. He's really not that bad, though, I guess.

11-09-2006, 11:33 AM	#5
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: F metrosexuals As Carlos Mencia says, a metrosexual is about 2 weeks from coming out of the closet... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

11-09-2006, 11:40 AM	#6
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: F metrosexuals I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt. That just looks stupid.

11-09-2006, 12:03 PM	#8
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: F metrosexuals Metrosexual = Flamingly well dressed to the point of obsession. Fortunately I'm too poor and too ugly to qualify.

11-09-2006, 12:04 PM	#9
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: F metrosexuals Oh, and anyone who tucks a jersey in should be immediately killed and I'm a moderate.

11-09-2006, 12:20 PM	#10
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: F metrosexuals If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues... I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

11-09-2006, 01:31 PM	#12
BrunellMVP? Impact Rookie Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 726	Re: F metrosexuals you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings? __________________ in writing these daily letters and trying to make them interesting it is always possible that some sentiment may occur which has not received the severe and deliberate scrutiny and reconsideration which should attach to a State Paper. - Churchill

11-09-2006, 01:41 PM	#13
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: F metrosexuals __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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