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05-01-2008, 02:04 PM
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Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
10-The word "mod" invades you daily vocabulary 9-Instead of a sense of dread you look at you in-laws upcoming visit as a good opportunity to Q. 8-Every oil drum, tool box, garbage dumpster, box car or other metal anything you see as potential smoker (with a few mods of course) 7-A neighbors tree falls on your car and the first question you ask is, "is it fruitwood?" 6-You anxiously await your weekly newspaper, why, to see what smoker fodder is on sale this week. 5-You think the icons for your local weather report should be changed from sun and clouds to a kitchen stove and a Smoker 4-You tell a friend you got some good smoke over the week end and you're talking about something that came out the top of your Smoker. 3-Someone in the room says I'm gonna go rub my meat and you don't snicker. 2-You read the NY Times best seller list and are suprised the "Peanut Mod Thread" isn't on it. 1-You can start a fire, mix a rub, apply it to 2 butts, a brisket and 4 slabs of ribs carry them to the Smoker, open the door load it up, add a couple of splits and never set down your drink! |
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05-01-2008, 02:10 PM
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A Dude
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.
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05-01-2008, 02:12 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
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05-01-2008, 02:14 PM
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Uncle Phil
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
I think we're all thinking the same thing
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05-01-2008, 02:26 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
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Peace, Scott
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05-01-2008, 02:27 PM
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A Dude
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
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yer and dewd. Two staples of the SBF online vocabulary.
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05-01-2008, 02:38 PM
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Quietly Dominating the East
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
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Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... “God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs |
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05-01-2008, 03:14 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
whatever dewd
~shakes head and walks away |
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05-01-2008, 03:40 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
god bless.
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05-01-2008, 04:00 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
nuff said. basically, if Wolverine was a barbequeing maniac, he would be SBF.
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05-01-2008, 04:22 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.
ZING.
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05-01-2008, 04:42 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
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05-01-2008, 04:43 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
You guys are cold.
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05-01-2008, 04:46 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
OH my god, this f*cking thread is funny.
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05-01-2008, 04:47 PM
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer
Seriously, where is SBF??
Oh man, this thread made me laugh out loud. |
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