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04-10-2009, 12:15 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
 In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream. Don't you feel stimulated? 
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04-10-2009, 02:06 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
haha I'm sure people are going to love this...
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04-10-2009, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 52
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
'W' had the market cornered for new flavors:
- Grape Depression - Abu Grape - Cluster Fudge - Nut'n Accomplished - Iraqi Road - Chock 'n Awe - WireTapioca - Impeach Cobbler - Impeach Mint - Heck of a Job, Brownie! - Chunky Monkey in Chief - George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate - WMDelicious - Guantanmallow - Neocon Politan - RockyRoad to Fascism - The Reese's-cession - Cookie D'oh! - Housing Crunch - Nougalar Proliferation - Death by Chocolate... and Torture - Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream - Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder - "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae - Credit Crunch - Mission Pecanplished - Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl - Country Pumpkin - Chocolate Chimp - Bloody Sundae - Caramel Preemptive Stripe - I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts 
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04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
I hate to admit it but I can be a sucker for a good pun, and I find 'Yes, Pecan' to be top notch.
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04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 41
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
holy shit to the Bush listings ahahahahaha
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04-10-2009, 05:23 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Three Chopt Virginia
Age: 47
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
I don't like Obama or Bush and find these very amusing. Give Obama some time he'll catch up to the bumbler in chief.
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04-10-2009, 07:18 PM
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
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04-10-2009, 07:49 PM
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 45
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
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If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.
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04-10-2009, 10:09 PM
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
Like Trample, I'm not a fan of Obama or Bush, but I find Buster and Matty's posts both hilarious.
Yes Pecan! That's great. How about Deficit Delight? Trillion Dollar Truffle? Next maybe Land O' Lakes can make an Obama margarine called "Spread it Around."
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04-11-2009, 03:12 AM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!
CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch Schneed10: Fudge You Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla Angry: Pissedtachio GTripp: Numbers Don't Lime
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04-11-2009, 01:15 PM
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Swearinger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
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Saden1: Luscious Links 53Fan: Alex Mackadamia Irish: Negative Nuts Summo: Grape Graphics
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04-12-2009, 07:18 PM
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Gamebreaker
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Location: Waldorf, MD
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!
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04-13-2009, 09:30 AM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 60
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04-13-2009, 09:37 AM
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04-13-2009, 01:43 PM
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Location: Seattle
Age: 45
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