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Old 06-29-2012, 12:33 PM   #20
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Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss

I would like JR's professional opinion on that epic cross examination.

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During cross-examination at the April hearing, the two armchair attorneys argued over a photograph of Chaka, a woman, and two men:

Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

Chaka: “I do not. Let’s look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?”

Judge: “I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does.”

Chaka: “Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?”

Davis: “It looks like it’s in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his—”

Chaka: “Objection.”

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Originally Posted by mooby View Post
I hope the guy in the white t-shirt is wearing a wristband, he looks like he could use one.
Well played sir.



edit: I seriously can't stop laughing at this stuff.
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