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Re: Redskins vs. Rams Game Day Thread
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Originally Posted by WilbursHomie
You ever notice how some runners have that little hitch in their step. Like one leg just wants to go a little faster. Adrian Petterson has it. Walter Peyton had it. And Torain has it sometimes. It's rare but I'm telling you, the pimp limp is a sure sign of a good runner. He kooks pisses when he runs. Like if Dirty 30 was a running back. I'm stoked. In a Cowboys bar right about to pistol whip everyone in the face with my Sean Taylor Jersey.
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Petterson?
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