Commanders Post at The Warpath - View Single Post - Haynesworth to the Patriots for a 5th rounder.

KI Skins Fan · 08-23-2011, 10:44 AM

This columnist apparently catches on fast. Check out these spot on comments about Big Al:

"A Superior Court judge in Washington yesterday ordered Albert Haynesworth to perform 160 hours of community service, assuring that the District of Columbia will get more time and effort out of Albert than the Redskins ever did. At the conclusion of the proceedings, the Patriots had one question for Judge Geoffrey Alprin, a Providence native: Any chance you could get him to put in a few hours for us, too?"

"Haynesworth told investigators he doesn’t care for black women. 'I couldn’t even tell you the last time I dated a black girl,' he said to the cops. Dating is one thing. When it comes to groping, the big fella apparently does not discriminate."

"The victim had her arms full of dishes when the incident took place, so we can assume she did more hard work that night than he did the last two seasons in Washington."

"He lies down like a dog on the Redskins, he gets a first-class ticket to Foxboro. Must be nice."

"There is no evidence that he likes to play football. See his brief stay in Washington: He didn’t want to play on early downs. He didn’t want to play in the preseason. He didn’t want to play nose. He didn’t want to get up and chase Michael Vick after he got knocked down."

"Albert Haynesworth is the worst of the bad guys, a pampered athlete who doesn’t have much more respect for teammates and coaches than he does for waitresses and janitors."

08-23-2011, 10:44 AM	#325
KI Skins Fan Pro Bowl Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jacksonville, Forida Posts: 6,412	Re: Haynesworth to the Patriots for a 5th rounder. This columnist apparently catches on fast. Check out these spot on comments about Big Al: "A Superior Court judge in Washington yesterday ordered Albert Haynesworth to perform 160 hours of community service, assuring that the District of Columbia will get more time and effort out of Albert than the Redskins ever did. At the conclusion of the proceedings, the Patriots had one question for Judge Geoffrey Alprin, a Providence native: Any chance you could get him to put in a few hours for us, too?" "Haynesworth told investigators he doesn’t care for black women. 'I couldn’t even tell you the last time I dated a black girl,' he said to the cops. Dating is one thing. When it comes to groping, the big fella apparently does not discriminate." "The victim had her arms full of dishes when the incident took place, so we can assume she did more hard work that night than he did the last two seasons in Washington." "He lies down like a dog on the Redskins, he gets a first-class ticket to Foxboro. Must be nice." "There is no evidence that he likes to play football. See his brief stay in Washington: He didn’t want to play on early downs. He didn’t want to play in the preseason. He didn’t want to play nose. He didn’t want to get up and chase Michael Vick after he got knocked down." "Albert Haynesworth is the worst of the bad guys, a pampered athlete who doesn’t have much more respect for teammates and coaches than he does for waitresses and janitors."