[sportscurmudgeon]

Ladies and gentlemen:

I believe that someone has just made me look like an eternal optimist. I'm like the kid in a room full of horsesh*t who goes digging around because he thinks ther just has to be a pony in there somewhwere.

Most of you probably thought that it would not be possible to make me look like nothing more than a minor annoyance. But it has happened thanks to formerskinzfan.