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My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Slow week at work. Opinion subject to change whenever I damn well please (all responses must be in Haiku form)
Quarterback
Two Year Deal For Rex
Draft QB for the Future
A. Smith (for Dirtbag)
Offensive Line
Keep Brown and Heyer
Sign Davin Joseph, Draft C
Cut Dock, and cut Hicks
Wide Receiver
Keep Moss, Start Austin
Give Kelly One More Shot Here
Add FA WR
Running Back
Need a New Starter
Let Portis Test the Market
Keep Torain as 2
Tight End
Trade Cooley for Picks
Or Maybe You Trade Davis
Move One or Play Both
Kicker/Punter
Wide Left or Wide Right
No Hang Time and No Distance
We Must Do Better
Defensive Line
Need Youth Infusion
Trade Al for a Fourth or Fifth
Build Line Through The Draft
Linebackers
Mac Gone, Carter Gone
Need LB To Help Brian
Play Rob Jackson More
Defensive Backs
Bring Back Los and Buch
See If Anyone Wants Hall
Try Barnes at FS
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