[sportscurmudgeon]

Originally Posted by WilbursHomie

Skins win 89-3 and Laron Landry finds Tony Romo on the sideline, drops him with a flying leg kick and makes him kiss his Bicep.

Scary thing is there's a 50/50 chance one of these things will actually happen.

Without question, the most likely thing to happen from your list above is:

Laron Landry finds Tony Romo on the sideline.

Unless Landry is recovering from cataract surgery, that should not be hard to do...