[sportscurmudgeon]

Sean Taylor did not drive drunk.

But he did skip out on the NFL rookie seminar.

And he did play musical agents.

And he could not recite the alphabet starting with "E" and going through "O" because he said he always found the alphabet "confusing". That was from his trial back in October or November or whenever.

I didn't call him a meathead only because of his DUI arrest. It was merely one ingredient in the soup. But still, Taylor is a choir boy and a summa cum laude candidate compared to Larry Ned! As Bugs Bunny might have said about Mr. Ned:

What a maroon!