Re: From The WTF Files...
I have a better idea on how she can set world records...I would suggest she puts a bullseye on her heart and we get 1000 of the best marksmen the world has to offer and have them shoot her all at once.
Multiple records can be set...a) first person to be shot by 1000 people at the same time, b) first person to be shot through the heart by X number of people, c) first woman to be shot by 1000 people, d) first fat woman to be shot in the heart by 1000 people, e) first mother to be killed through the heart by 1000 people at the same time, etc etc etc.
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