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RedskinRat · 03-01-2005, 12:44 PM

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A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation.

They send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted
island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year's time and
see how they have adapted.

The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks
amongst themselves.

"I'm an engineer" says the Englishman, "So I'll handle building a shelter".

He turns to the Frenchman and says: "You French are pretty good cooks so
why don't you handle the cooking?"

The Frenchman agrees, and the Englishman turns to the Japanese and says
"That leaves you to organize the supplies".

The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks.

A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have coped.

They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to live on
the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with verandas and
porches and balconies. The Englishman comes to greet them, and when they
express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says "Yeah
well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went all out and did the
my best".

The team are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they're
greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food.

The Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs "I had lots to work
with" he says, "This island has loads of wildlife, edible herbs and plants."

The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them
inquires about the Japanese man.

"Oh we don't know what happened to him" explains the Englishman, he ran
off into the woods to sort out the supplies and hasn't been seen since".

They all agree that they should try to find the man, and a search party
is organized. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the
Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, stark naked with half a
coconut on his head, and peacock feathers sticking out of his backside,
and shouts...
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03-01-2005, 12:44 PM	#6
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Talking Dog Joke And: A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation. They send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year's time and see how they have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks amongst themselves. "I'm an engineer" says the Englishman, "So I'll handle building a shelter". He turns to the Frenchman and says: "You French are pretty good cooks so why don't you handle the cooking?" The Frenchman agrees, and the Englishman turns to the Japanese and says "That leaves you to organize the supplies". The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks. A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have coped. They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with verandas and porches and balconies. The Englishman comes to greet them, and when they express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says "Yeah well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went all out and did the my best". The team are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they're greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food. The Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs "I had lots to work with" he says, "This island has loads of wildlife, edible herbs and plants." The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them inquires about the Japanese man. "Oh we don't know what happened to him" explains the Englishman, he ran off into the woods to sort out the supplies and hasn't been seen since". They all agree that they should try to find the man, and a search party is organized. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, stark naked with half a coconut on his head, and peacock feathers sticking out of his backside, and shouts... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .... "SUPPLIES!!!"