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JLee9718 · 10-14-2009, 04:19 PM

I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn.

By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.

10-14-2009, 04:19 PM	#2400
JLee9718 Impact Rookie Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 573	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn. By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.