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> > Little Johnny does it
> > > again.
> > >
> > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of
> > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan
> > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
> > > raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher
> > > asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
> > > again.
> > > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama
> > > fan.'
> > > The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama
> > > fan?'
> > > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
> > > conservative.'
> > > The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
> > > Johnny answered, 'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
> > > my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative.'
> > >
> > > The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad
> > > was an idiot, what would that make you?'
> > > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would
> > > make me an Obama fan.'
> > >
> > > ...I always liked Little Johnny.