[over the mountain]

just got this breaking news report via email:

Breaking news in DC area: The Redskins practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Coach Zorn suspended practice and called the ... Read Morepolice and FBI. After analysis, FBI experts determined that the substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this year.