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Dirtbag59 · 09-23-2008, 12:08 AM

Why you should try online dating:
Reason #3223

"I joined Perfectmatch and put up several fake profiles in order to increase my chances of meeting my perfect lover. I saw one profile that really interested me and corresponded and the person interested me so much that I just had to masturbate to the response right then and there. On closer examination, I discovered that I had been turned on by one of my fake profiles and that I had turned myself on. Perfectmatch allowed me to fuck myself, and I am such a hot lover that I can't see any possible way it's less than a 5-star website. "

09-23-2008, 12:08 AM	#2074
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Why you should try online dating: Reason #3223 "I joined Perfectmatch and put up several fake profiles in order to increase my chances of meeting my perfect lover. I saw one profile that really interested me and corresponded and the person interested me so much that I just had to masturbate to the response right then and there. On closer examination, I discovered that I had been turned on by one of my fake profiles and that I had turned myself on. Perfectmatch allowed me to fuck myself, and I am such a hot lover that I can't see any possible way it's less than a 5-star website. " __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG