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ArtMonkDrillz · 06-26-2007, 11:49 AM

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com

I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this:
I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.

06-26-2007, 11:49 AM	#1
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	"A damned alligator bit my hand off!" One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this: I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that. he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude