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Originally Posted by RobH4413
The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.
I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar.
I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.
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So you're Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Hyde?
<Server Rob at table>
Golly gee, you've been the best customers all week. I have to go clock out now, so you have a stupendous evening and lifetime of health and happiness.
<Server Rob clocks out and leaves restaurant...customers come out and say "here's your tip for the great service, we didn't get a chance to give it to you since you were on the way out!">
SCREW YOU OLD GEEZERS! Walk up behind me like that again and you're getting the pepper spray. Keep your dirty money, I bet it has tuberculosis all over it!"