Just a recap on Jones' run-ins with the law:
Obstruction of justice
Drug possession
Physical altercations with police
Spitting in the face of two women
Refused to pay for valet service
Assault
Felony vandalism
Disorderly conduct
Public intoxication
Attempted murder
I recommend the following punishment:
1. Take away ALL of his money.
2. Kick him in the balls SEVERAL times.
3. Lock him up for 10 years to life (for attempted murder)
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