My predictions for the upcoming season are as follows:
1. Meadow will get knocked up. Her hippie boyfriend/fiance then will get knocked off.
2. A.J. will blow down the closet door. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
3. Carmela will pick up a nasty little smack habit and will be in a constant near zombie-like condition. She will be so inebriated that she will be completely and totally unable to bitch and moan the entire episode. Not really a prediction, but sounds good, doesn't it?
4. Dr. Melfi will finally come to her effing senses and run like the wind.
5. Paulie Walnuts will finally meet his maker when the Russian commando he lost in the Pine Barrens accidently runs into him with his car in the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot. Equally embarrassing, this happens just after Paulie finishes buying Depends for his ma.
6. Silvio, feeling the heat coming, will ditch for Mexico and offer protection for roughly 62.8% of all donkey show establishment owners in the three northern states of Chihuahua, Sonora, and the nothern Baja peninsula.
7. Junior will enjoy the pleasures of twice daily sponge baths by comely young lasses. Unfortunately, he won't remember a lick of it.
8. Adrianna and Chrissy will run away together and live happily ever after after she tells him about how she betrayed him and about the information she's been giving to the FBI and the wire she wore.
Or, maybe not.
9. And finally, Good 'Ole Tony. He'll get whacked in the final episode. Sad, ironic, a damn good thing for Jersey, prophecy fulfilling, call it what you will, but it's going to happen. Before you get pissed for me telling you this, be realistic. It's not like we didn't know it wasn't coming.
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Oh, and the Skins? 16-0, baby!
Duh.