Commanders Post at The Warpath - View Single Post - the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-11-2006, 11:13 AM

I just realized that I, being the complete idiot that I am, gave my theories for why the FO traded for Duckett, not why he isn't playing, as the title of the thread would suggest.

So, he's not playing because:

- He says all white makes him look fat, so he refuses to dress
- he's too quick with a high five and a cup of Gatorade to risk actually sending him onto the field
- He's a mouth-breather, and that's really distracting in the huddle
- Betts keeps winning "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
- We're saving him for the late season playoff run
- My friend Mike drafted him in the 8th round of our fantasy draft and we all need justification for mocking him

10-11-2006, 11:13 AM	#2
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing I just realized that I, being the complete idiot that I am, gave my theories for why the FO traded for Duckett, not why he isn't playing, as the title of the thread would suggest. So, he's not playing because: - He says all white makes him look fat, so he refuses to dress - he's too quick with a high five and a cup of Gatorade to risk actually sending him onto the field - He's a mouth-breather, and that's really distracting in the huddle - Betts keeps winning "Rock, Paper, Scissors" - We're saving him for the late season playoff run - My friend Mike drafted him in the 8th round of our fantasy draft and we all need justification for mocking him __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude