We already have a "TJ Duckett Conspiracy" thread going, but I haven't heard any conspiracy theories yet, so I've decided to make a thread designed for just such a discussion (plus, as usual, I am bored).
Here are just a few thoughts:
- Gibbs hates college football and didn't want to be bothered with looking at potential draft picks
- TJ Duckett makes such good BBQ sauce that the team just needed to get him up here
- Mike Sellers always wanted a twin brother, and what Mike Sellers wants Mike Sellers gets
- Duckett lied and said he could kickoff
- Look at this picture and tell me you wouldn't trade half your picks to get this guy on your team:
http://www.nea.org/readacross/images...heatleyweb.jpg
- We knew he'd be great on 3rd and 1....oh wait, forget that one
These aren't my best work. Anyone else have any ideas?