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In other news, Ramseyfan has declared himself eligible for the upcoming NFL draft. Though Ramseyfan lacks an agent, he stands tall at 5'10", weighs in at a beefy 180 lbs., runs the 40 in under 10.9 seconds, plays at the All-Madden Level in Madden 2004, passed for over 4,000 yards and rushed for over 2,000 yards in Madden 2004, was voted an all-star in his pee-wee football league while playing safety, and can beat the crap out of kids half his size.
Whether the Chargers or the Cardinals will select Ramseyfan in the first round of the draft is unclear. Ramseyfan faces stiff competition from none other than 5 year-old Chris "Crayola in the Crevice " Mannix that many league analysts feel will be the best quarterback in the league in two decades or so.
Mannix is supposedly so devoted to training, that his parents have not taught him to read, speak English, or use a toilet in the hopes that the extra training time he gets will bring them a fifteen million dollar signing bonus.
For Ramseyfan, Mannix, and the legion of football fans across the country, April will be an exciting month for football fans.
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