[hooskins]

not a great story, but the most i have every had to drink story....
at nyc, we were trying to go clubbing thursday night, and we have no freaking clue where to go or what to do. So we the idea was to pregame, we had alot of 99 apples..i had one deer park bottle for my self, w that stuff...so i drank that all straight...its was atleast 13-14 shots...and the club wasnt open..so we went to a karioke bar(sp) around the corner, best thing ever...but then i had three shots of 151(nasty)....so finally this club opens...its really shady bc they dont card at all, and we are the first ones in, the bartender is giving drinks to my friend who looks like he is 12, and the club is about the size of my living room....we soon found out it was a "house" music club that was really tiny...not really into it, and alot of guys were there, and wierd people too....like there was this one italian mobster looking guy, dancing alone on the middle of the floor, and one drunk black guy was dancing by himself in front of a mirror....so i figured this is a shitty situation, might as well drink more...had 4 red stripe beers, best stuff....by the time i was on the way home i thought our cabbie was a man( she was a women), and i was asking her if she was a man....i was drunk as shit walking around time square....finally went back home, went to eat pizza, and started puking...i basically lay camp by the toliet.....and apparently i made friends with it....i even dubbed it with a name..."toliet 35", dont ask me why i have no idea....apparently i also said..."toliet 35 is a great friend i keep on puking and giving it stuff, but it never gets mad at me and gives anything back..he is great..."...oh yeah and apparently i danced with a gypsie at the club...