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BigSKINBauer · 04-21-2006, 12:35 PM

I am very happy for you Malcolm.

Lets celebrate by looking at some from UMD. Not safe for work...

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1683033/
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1657099/
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1651146/
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1644140/
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/150439/
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/79142/

I hearby commemorte all boobies we saw today to this man

I never thought FBI roll would work. Federal boobie inspector. This guy went door to door telling people he was going around examining breasts.

well here is what EITMonline said

"A 76-year-old Florida man has been charged with sexually assaulting two women after he went door to door offering free breast exams. Philip Winikoff explained to the victims that he was a doctor, visiting on behalf of a local hospital. At least two women, both in their thirties, let the suspect into their homes for the “exam.” One of the women became suspicious only after Winikoff asked her to remove all of her clothes so that he could perform a genital exam. Stunned by the request, the woman ran to the phone while the suspect fled the scene. Authorities later arrested Winikoff at the aforementioned second woman’s home in the same neighborhood. You know what? I really don’t fault the women at all. I mean, I absolutely see why they thought he was a doctor. Plus, he had a black bag!"

04-21-2006, 12:35 PM	#540
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I am very happy for you Malcolm. Lets celebrate by looking at some from UMD. Not safe for work... http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1683033/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1657099/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1651146/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1644140/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/150439/ http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/79142/ I hearby commemorte all boobies we saw today to this man I never thought FBI roll would work. Federal boobie inspector. This guy went door to door telling people he was going around examining breasts. well here is what EITMonline said "A 76-year-old Florida man has been charged with sexually assaulting two women after he went door to door offering free breast exams. Philip Winikoff explained to the victims that he was a doctor, visiting on behalf of a local hospital. At least two women, both in their thirties, let the suspect into their homes for the “exam.” One of the women became suspicious only after Winikoff asked her to remove all of her clothes so that he could perform a genital exam. Stunned by the request, the woman ran to the phone while the suspect fled the scene. Authorities later arrested Winikoff at the aforementioned second woman’s home in the same neighborhood. You know what? I really don’t fault the women at all. I mean, I absolutely see why they thought he was a doctor. Plus, he had a black bag!"