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PWNED · 03-20-2006, 02:45 PM

an excerpt from a chat conversation:

"#627974 +(574)- [X]

TheItch: Dude, funniest thing ever!
TheItch: I walk into the bathroom at work, walk up to a urinal, and get ready to... you know.
TheItch: From one of the stalls, I hear a low rumble, which escalates to a groan, and then to a roar.
TheItch: What follows can only be described as the most vile and putrid sounds of human excretion in history. This man apparently pooped out his intestines.
TheItch: Moments later, I hear from the same stall, "Oh god! Someone CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
TheItch: Now, this is an executive restroom at a private bank, and the door has a number lock on it, so it's not some kid trying to be funny. And the man sounded genuinely distressed.
TreesSneezing: lmao! What did you do?
TheItch: Suppressed my laughter as best as I could, zipped up and got the hell out of there."

03-20-2006, 02:45 PM	#392
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 33 Posts: 1,160	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! an excerpt from a chat conversation: "#627974 +(574)- [X] TheItch: Dude, funniest thing ever! TheItch: I walk into the bathroom at work, walk up to a urinal, and get ready to... you know. TheItch: From one of the stalls, I hear a low rumble, which escalates to a groan, and then to a roar. TheItch: What follows can only be described as the most vile and putrid sounds of human excretion in history. This man apparently pooped out his intestines. TheItch: Moments later, I hear from the same stall, "Oh god! Someone CALL AN AMBULANCE!" TheItch: Now, this is an executive restroom at a private bank, and the door has a number lock on it, so it's not some kid trying to be funny. And the man sounded genuinely distressed. TreesSneezing: lmao! What did you do? TheItch: Suppressed my laughter as best as I could, zipped up and got the hell out of there." __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.