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Some of these have been posted before...sorry

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sean Taylor.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sean Taylor has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sean Taylor.

Sean Taylor is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Sean Taylor counted to infinity - twice.

When Sean Taylor does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Sean Taylor is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Sean Taylor’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Sean Taylor was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Sean Taylor can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Sean Taylor doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Sean Taylor gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Sean Taylor can slam a revolving door.

Sean Taylor does not get frostbite. Sean Taylor bites frost

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Seantatorship.

Sean Taylor CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Sean Taylor tackle could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Sean Taylor can divide by zero.

Sean Taylor always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Sean Taylor grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Sean Taylor lives in Miami

Sean Taylor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Sean Taylor pajamas.