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Originally Posted by Chico23231
^this one is the best and not AI generated
Mooby, I’m thinking about running…what do you think about my platform:
Borders: CLOSED
Elections: paper ballots
Wings: bone-in
M&Ms: male
Taxes: flat
Beer: domestic
Gun ownership: unrestricted
Golf courses: male only
Trucks: lifted
Foreign policy: America First
Pre-nuptial agreements: required
Police: funded
Pizza Hut: bankrupt
Cars: internal combustion ONLY
Cyclists: banned from roads
Dinner, Woman made: ready by 6 pm SHARP
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Cyclists banned from roads sounds good. I usually swerve towards them and yell get off the road. Sorry but it grinds my gears. No pun intended. The rest, as proven many times over, will get you a strong second place and a participation trophy.