Youre exiting your doctor's office and they have one of those hand sanitizer wall dispensers that you see everywhere out in public. You take your hand and push but nothing comes out bc its empty.
So now, Ive just hand touched exactly where hundreds of other sick people with dirty hands have touched.
Refill those fuckers.
I dont even know why i still trust them. They are all empty. Every single fucking one from here to fucking anywhere.
Like a toddler moron, I see button want to touch button.