[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.