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Originally Posted by Chico23231

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-s...ampaign=buffer

Space Force Carries Out Coup, Trump Declared President Of Space

Back on Earth, Trump declared it a “perfect military coup” to the press and added, “I guess in space, they take elections more seriously. That’s why I’m still president there.” Trump then noted that space is way bigger than the Earth, which is “small and dumb,” thus making him a “much more important president than Biden.”

For now, though, Trump planned to stay on Earth, as that’s the only place with McDonald’s.

Totally hear trump saying that

Oh my god, the McDonalds line had me rolling. Fantastic.