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Originally Posted by Giantone
A Friend sent this to me......................
Hope this brightens some of your day................................
14 Day Self-Isolation Diary
Day 1 = Have enough food and wine to last a month
Day 2 =Opening my 6th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies
might not last!
Day 3 =I begin to notice that on strawberries, some have
210 seeds, others have 235 seeds.
Day 4 =It’s 8:00pm. I removed my day pajamas, and
put on my night pajamas.
*****I used to like Day 4, but I have to go for the mail, so I do wear a winter coat, baseball cap and hood and sweat pants over the day pajamas. At night, I just wear pj's and a jacket. Shucks, I have to put on outside shoes.
Day 5 =Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as
Jell-O shots.
Day 6 = I get to take the garbage out. I’m sooo excited,
I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 =Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 =Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.
You have to gather all the ingredients and make
your own meal. I have no clue how this place
is still in business.
Day 9 = I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I’m
getting all dressed up to go bar hopping!
Day 10 = Struck up a conversation with a spider today.
Seems nice. He is a web designer.
Day 11 = Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said,
“What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 = I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving
outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked
at a squirrel.
Day 13 = If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't
accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 = Watched the birds fighting over a worm.
(Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 - 1)
Does anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
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That is funny!
I read it to my wife and she LOL'ed [emoji1787]
I just emailed [emoji391] to several of my friends!
Thanks for posting!
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