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Originally Posted by calia
I am imagining the initial meeting with Scot and Bruce.
Bruce: "OK, here's where we are with our FAs, contracts, etc. We have a ton of $ tied up on our O-line and D-line, but we need to revamp them entirely. Sorry about that. Our best players probably need to have their contracts re-done, because they're pretty brutal in 2015. But don't worry -- I can handle that piece, and the silver lining? We don't have many of those guys. Wait, did I say not having more than a few real stars is a good thing? Hahahah. I guess that's your problem now -- good for me in negotiating contracts though."
Scot: [Stunned silence; reaches for a brewski....]
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If there is a Warpath post of the day award, I would most definitely present it to you for damn near making me spit out beer all over my keyboard...