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Old 04-29-2014, 07:14 PM   #4077
Dirtbag59
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Do You Smell What The Dirtbag is Cookin? Series Finale!

And now the series finale for the popular hit Pics for Sharing 3 Part Mini-Series
What is Dirtbag consuming for nutritional substance in the evening so as to provide the Mitochondiria of his cells with raw fuel which will then be converted into Glucose and Oxygen ensuring his continued survival much to regret of everyone who knows him.

Which was the title I came up with. The suits of course suggested we name it as follows:

What is Dirtbag Having for Dinner?

Click here for the official theme song.

So without further ado, tonights FEAST DE LA PIECE DE RESISTANCE ULTIMA!*#@@*(

We call it the Communist special of the Proletariat in Defiance of the Evil Bourgeoisie. A grain of rice taken exclusively from Kim Jong Ils private stash. A pea I found on the side of the road. And a tablet of Allegra secured in a so insanely difficult to open package that even rocket scientist have yet to find a viable method.

All complimented with a side of Thousand Island Dressing and a Vitage 2011 Suter Homes Califorina White Zifindalejifjoaifcantspellthisfingwordijoasdijfosd hf

Oh and in an alternate universe apparently Dirtbag had a couple of burgers and Coke Zero. (link)

For Credits featuring a dramatization of Dirtbag viewing this thread click here.

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