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Originally Posted by Lotus
Now that's funny.
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Actually come to think of it who are the all time greats. I can think of a short list in no particular order.
- OJ Simpson
- OJ Simpson
- OJ Simpson
- Lance Armstrong
- Lance Armstrong
- Lance Armstrong
- Lance Armstrong
- T.O
- Donovan McNabb during the twilight years
- Lebron James Mid Career
- Michael Jordan (hid it well for most of his playing career)
- Barry Bonds
- Rafael "
I never did steroids...today" Palmeiro
- Sammy "No I don't speak English"
But you just did "No I didn't I mean ?Que? !No hablo ingles!" Sosa
(Super Serial comment. I will offer my eternal friendship as well as pay infinity billion dollars to whoever can find the 2005 episode of Conan where he "interviews" Sosa following the steroids in baseball scandal.")
- Cristiano "
I'm too sexy for my shirt" Ronaldo
- Alex "I swear its just a mid-life crisis clinic" Rodriguez
- Floyd Mayweather Jr
- Roger Clemens
......for simplicity purposes maybe we should exempt baseball players from the list.
Though of course we all know the ultimate UNDISPUTED all time douchebag in all of sports. BARRY SANDERS!!!! Heres a list of just a few of his many offenses.
- Handing the ball off to the ref after TD's like he's better than everyone. How cocky do you have to be to act like you've been in the endzone before?
- During his senior year of High School football letting the young kids play instead of going for the city rushing title.
- Saying that
he'd never consider himself better than Emmitt Smith. Someone should have asked him the tough questions like "Would you consider yourself better at
remembering names and
the English than a Emnit Smitth."
- Saying he felt
Rodney Peete deserved the Heisman after he won it.
The list goes on and on.
Follow Up Edit: I'm super serial about the Conan-Sammy Sosa thing.