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Originally Posted by SirLK26

The Onion is so awesome.


Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

1. I have to find this burrito place with the fresh-grilled tortillas.

2. Romo's upside-down '6'...hilarious.

3. Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked | The Onion - America's Finest News Source