Fan Pants
 

WTF!!! Will this be all the rage at FedEx next fall?

[url]http://www.invention.com/kuhuski.htm[/url]

Great! The whole fanbase walking around with Space Hoppers shoved down their undies......

the best part is

"to provide numbered apparel that could be used to win cash and/or prizes"

LOL is this for real?

This guy make the "Pet Rock" guy look like Norman Einstein.

Forgive my ignorance, but who was Norman Einstein? Alberts brother who may not have been as gifted? Or is it a huge compliment (which is my guess!)

Why do I have a feeling someone's going to lose a lot of money on this. It's not like padded pants are all that original, I used to wear padded shorts when I played soccer (depending on the field/position)

[QUOTE=Daseal]Forgive my ignorance, but who was Norman Einstein? Alberts brother who may not have been as gifted? Or is it a huge compliment (which is my guess!)

Why do I have a feeling someone's going to lose a lot of money on this. It's not like padded pants are all that original, I used to wear padded shorts when I played soccer (depending on the field/position)[/QUOTE]
(Semi-)Famous Theismann quote where he said some person wasn't a genius. "A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Theismann himself, no genius.

[QUOTE=BrudLee](Semi-)Famous Theismann quote where he said some person wasn't a genius. "A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Theismann himself, no genius.[/QUOTE]

And of course what Theismann meant to say was "A genius is a guy like Norman Hand"...see? all norman hand jokes don't have to do with hand jobs

Next up: [b]Zubaz Fan Pants[/b]!!!

[QUOTE=Cush]Next up: [b]Zubaz Fan Pants[/b]!!![/QUOTE]
Now [i]THAT[/i] is a viable marketing solution!:thumb:

[img]http://www.invention.com/pics/kuhuski8.jpg[/img]



The thing I like most about these wonderful new pants is the contour-enhancing effect provided by the generous padding on the backside. Wow, comfort [i]AND[/i] sexy curves! What will they think of next?

Now what am I going to do with all that money I had been saving for gluteal implants...:confused:

I could just see a female asking if this makes my butt look big. He!! yes it does!!